February 2012
Anonymous asked: The words that spring to mind are "eminently fuckable."
Dog walker would be the most perf job. Too bad every snotty nosed brat without (and with) a college degree is advertising to be one, myself included
partytilfajr:
Dear Rumi “fans,”
When Rumi writes about “love,” he’s talking about God, not about what you feel for the guy who won’t return your texts.
Sincerely,
A frustrated Osama who hates reading Rumi books in public now.
Anonymous asked: I think you're a swell girl with an interesting viewpoint and I'd like to see you become famous in some capacity, either via art or because someone realizes you're totally brillig and makes you their royal advisor and you branch off from that into becoming just a Queen Of All Cool.
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Reblog if you want anonymous opinions about you
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A 72-page report from the United Nations Human... →
Now, nearly a year after the uprising began, the opposition remains a fractious collection of political groups, longtime exiles, grass-roots organizers and armed militants, all deeply divided along ideological, ethnic or sectarian lines, and too disjointed to agree on even the rudiments of a strategy to topple Mr. Assad’s government
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I dreamed about you baby
It was just the other night
Most of you was naked
Ah, but some of you was light
sacraments:
I want to go on a road trip that’s months long. I feel like I should’ve been doing that this whole time.
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My new shoes came. They’re heavy, and loud. They clunk. I am a pony
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“Do good deeds, commune with nature and become a homeless person because the...”
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Let’s get some real poignant shit going. It’s 5.15 am and the only thing I’ve planned for today is to flash the window cleaner
I’m really nice when noone’s looking
“Everything’s alright, form is emptiness and emptiness is form, and we’re here...”
– Jack Kerouac
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
I think I have a date
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watasha asked: Good thing you are posting every screen shot from that movie, save people a lot of time watching it and all
